Verisign Rhapsody

From: Matt Dodd (matt@opusvl.com)
Date: Thu Aug 02 2001 - 04:41:44 EDT


After the song the other day it started me thinking and for some strange
reason the below was very fitting.

Regards Matt.

Is this NSI?
Or are they Verisign?
Caught in a smoke screen,
No escape from either by me
Open your eyes, Look at both and you will see,
I'm just a ISP, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama you really want to get paid,
ICANN put a gun against their head
pulled the trigger, hope there dead
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, you really make my brain fry,
Cus when your involved with my domains it causes me sorrow,
Carry on, carry on sending payment reminders

Too late, my time has come,
Sending transfer request from my new registrar
Goodbye, NSI, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to stay with you,
I sometimes wish I'd never used you at all

I see a little silhouetto of a domain provider,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico I'm just a ISP and nobody loves me
Their just a ISP from another registrar,
Spare him his domain from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let them go
Bismillah! No, we will not let them go
(Let them go!) Bismillah! We will not let them go
(Let them go!) Bismillah! We will not let them go
(Let them go) Will not let them go
(Let them go) Will not let them go (Let them go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let them go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can F%&K us and give us lots of crap
So you think you can take lots of money
as your lack of service is far from fun'ny
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows NSI will send a final notice
for this is really the main atrocity.

The above is just intended for its humorous content and should not be
taken as factual in any way.

-- 

Matt Dodd Systems Administrator OpusVL

http://www.opusvl.com T: 0870 442 0890 F: 0870 442 0891



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